Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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