summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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