Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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