it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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