Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out