I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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