well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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