Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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