we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm too high and old for this...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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