party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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