One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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