Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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