This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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