Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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