Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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