im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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