Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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