Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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