when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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