it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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