What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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