Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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