just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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