oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There r osticjed everywhere
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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