LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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