what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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