two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
