Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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