the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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