I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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