i just wanna soil my oats bro
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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