He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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