Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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