How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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