I'm drive I can fine osifer
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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