Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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