i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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