the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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