Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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