porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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