Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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