I think i sorta joined a cult last night
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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