hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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