Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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