What did we do last night that was yellow?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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