Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
whose ass print is on the piano?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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