I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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