maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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