Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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