can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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