is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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