next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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