i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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