I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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