The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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