Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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