There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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