I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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